Ho, Ho, Ho...

Wow, what what I thinking with that title to my original post? And look, not even a single comment. However I certainly cannot blame you. Come to think of it I would have skipped over it too if I were you.

'Tis the season to be broke. How is it that I have spent more than ever on the holidays when technically I only absolutely had to buy presents for three people? I finished my shopping today and promptly placed my credit card into a small bowl of water which was then placed in the freezer. Let's see how long it takes me to put that biatch in the microwave to thaw.

And what was up with that woman behind the counter at the post office today? Seems to me like it's time to retire. I wasn't asking you for the world, lady...just for a pair of scissors so I wouldn't have to continue the humiliation of sawing away at the package of $3.59 packing tape I was forced to buy (please, like you don't have packing tape behind the counter? Huh? Huh??) with my car keys. Oh, its Christmas time? A little stressed are you? Too bad. Try working for social services.